Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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