i just wanna soil my oats bro
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm both gender and math confused
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