just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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