I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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