Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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