Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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