I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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