At least make sure they are 18
Why
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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