Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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