: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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