I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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