D3 body, D1 cock
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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