im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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