well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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