I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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