ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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