i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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