You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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