Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
only if we run a train.
done.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Randomize
