Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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