just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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