I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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