we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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