I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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