did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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