I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
When are your genitals available?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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