Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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