my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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