New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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