somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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