Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
