I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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