Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?