well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You made out with two different species that night
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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