Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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