so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My nipple is on Facebook.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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