His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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