I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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