who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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