I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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