Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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