I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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