the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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