I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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