I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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