Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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