what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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