you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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