it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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