Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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