She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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