If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Shame is for Republicans.
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