the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she pinky promised me she was 18
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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