Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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