and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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