one two three fourrrrnication!
Is it because I queefed?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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