guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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